Threat Meet Protocol, Illicit Wah-Wahz, King Fish & Corrosive Moses - 4 Bands, $20 at the door.

Just like Jesus, this gig has risen from the dead. After being banned from playing the Piha Bowls Club for being "too dangerous" the Monkey House on behalf of Whitianga are taking their lives and reputations into their own hands by allowing King Fish, Illicit Wah Wahz, Corrosive Moses and Threat.Meet.Protocol play their esteemed venue. this Easter Saturday.

Featuring:

Illicit Wah Wahz:

Marauding the main street of Raglan like savage dogs these deranged surf occultists will cover you in sickening fuzz and wah pedal feedback and not even say sorry. They will also look you in the eye as they shake hands and squeeze just a little harder than usual. Sick bastards.

https://illicitwahwahz.bandcamp.com/.../live-at-speed-of...

King Fish:

Everyone knows what goes on in the hills of Tairua. Socially reclusive loners hiding away doing nothing but smoking that filthy green plant and writing stoner doom jams. Keep these sociopaths away from your kids!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD9k3a9iHAowZHVKdso-8Bg

Threat.Meet.Protocol:

Tauranga tough guys, the only emotion they know how to express is with their fists. Best known for inserting themselves into a Chuck Norris joke and beating him up. Beware!

https://www.youtube.com/@threat.meet.protocol

Corrosive Moses:

Whitianga's most topically blasphemous band. Infamous locally for their part in releasing printed propaganda to influence and bend the minds of all those they encounter. Dangerous! Despotic! Dictatorial!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDchwYzXpxI&ntb=1...

Doors 7pm. $20 (cash) entry. Thanks to the Monkey House and Beat Fairy events for resurrecting this event.

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Come along & get on stage 👩‍🎤 or simply support those that are performing. Koha entry for all (just to help with the set-up costs of the night)

Register Here

• Come share your music in a safe & welcoming space.

  1. Absolutely all levels encouraged.

  2. Provided gear: Excellent PA system plus foldbacks, microphones and stands. 

     • Drum Kit; Guitar Cabinet; Bass Amp and/or digital piano can be provided, but bring your own gear also if you prefer.

  3. All Ages Licensed - under 18’s must accompanied by a caregiver/parent please.

  4. 10 minute slots available, but let us know in the message if you want shorter or longer & we will try to accommodate.

  5. Preference is advance registration, but if you turn up by 7.15pm and there are available spaces on the night, we will try and slot you in.

  6. Also write a note if you would like to do anything other than Music - definitely open to Comedy, Spoken Word, Acting Monologues etc.

  7. Tends to finish up with a fun jam with all musicians playing with one another in a fun & unstructured way & totally supportive of all levels.

Come along & get on stage 👩‍🎤 or simply support those that are performing. Koha entry for all (just to help with the set-up costs of the night)

Register Here

• Come share your music in a safe & welcoming space.

  1. Absolutely all levels encouraged.

  2. Provided gear: Excellent PA system plus foldbacks, microphones and stands. 

     • Drum Kit; Guitar Cabinet; Bass Amp and/or digital piano can be provided, but bring your own gear also if you prefer.

  3. All Ages Licensed - under 18’s must accompanied by a caregiver/parent please.

  4. 10 minute slots available, but let us know in the message if you want shorter or longer & we will try to accommodate.

  5. Preference is advance registration, but if you turn up by 7.15pm and there are available spaces on the night, we will try and slot you in.

  6. Also write a note if you would like to do anything other than Music - definitely open to Comedy, Spoken Word, Acting Monologues etc.

  7. Tends to finish up with a fun jam with all musicians playing with one another in a fun & unstructured way & totally supportive of all levels.

TICKETS HERE: https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/94781/Guitar-Wolf-NZ-Tour-2025---Jett-Rock--Roll-From-Tokyo-Japan.utr $10 under18s, $34 adults.

CLEAN DiRT presents GUITAR WOLF from Tokyo Japan

Tokyo masters of rock&roll mayhem. 30 years young & the foot ain’t ever come off that car crash accelerator pedal. Still swerving, dead man curving, burnin’ out & danger driftin’. Link Wray overdriven guitar rumble fuzz & feedback, Joan Jett warm leatherette aesthetic obsession, locomotive rockabilly rhythms & early Ramones punk chunk thump. Noise, hiss & drone co-opted from fellow Japanese sound assault merchants High Rise & Mainliner. It’s a sonic rendezvous designed to cave in heads & destroy frequencies, while yr dancing yr ass off on that road to oblivion…. Mr Slackjaw

GUITAR WOLF,
JAPAN'S GREATEST
'JET ROCK'N'ROLL' BAND,
RETURN TO AOTEAROA

A musical treat for you on FRI MARCH 7th - YoYo headlines, with 2 great support acts in Bong & Pencil Drawn Figures. Bring your $10 & get ready to have a fantastic night of fast paced rock & punk. Let's goooo!

Come along & get on stage 👩‍🎤 or simply support those that are performing. Koha entry for all (just to help with the set-up costs of the night)

Register Here

• Come share your music in a safe & welcoming space.

  1. Absolutely all levels encouraged.

  2. Provided gear: Excellent PA system plus foldbacks, microphones and stands. 

     • Drum Kit; Guitar Cabinet; Bass Amp and/or digital piano can be provided, but bring your own gear also if you prefer.

  3. All Ages Licensed - under 18’s must accompanied by a caregiver/parent please.

  4. 10 minute slots available, but let us know in the message if you want shorter or longer & we will try to accommodate.

  5. Preference is advance registration, but if you turn up by 7.15pm and there are available spaces on the night, we will try and slot you in.

  6. Also write a note if you would like to do anything other than Music - definitely open to Comedy, Spoken Word, Acting Monologues etc.

  7. Tends to finish up with a fun jam with all musicians playing with one another in a fun & unstructured way & totally supportive of all levels.

Introduction to the Basics. Knowledgeable sound engineer Matt Sephton will go through the basics of live mixing, including the functions of the mixing desk, sound system tuning and optimisation, typical microphone setups. And also using EQ, compression and reverb to get the best sound. This is an entry level workshop, aimed at people who might feel completely lost on a mixing desk - or know just the basics - and are keen to learn more. Cost is $10 for under 18's, $15 for Adults: email events@beatfairy.com to register (limited to 15 places, so get in fast!). Thanks to Creative Coromandel/He Mana Toi Moehau Trust.

Come along & get on stage 👩‍🎤 or simply support those that are performing. Koha entry for all (just to help with the set-up costs of the night)

Register Here

• Come share your music in a safe & welcoming space.

  1. Absolutely all levels encouraged.

  2. Provided gear: Excellent PA system plus foldbacks, microphones and stands. 

     • Drum Kit; Guitar Cabinet; Bass Amp and/or digital piano can be provided, but bring your own gear also if you prefer.

  3. All Ages Licensed - under 18’s must accompanied by a caregiver/parent please.

  4. 10 minute slots available, but let us know in the message if you want shorter or longer & we will try to accommodate.

  5. Preference is advance registration, but if you turn up by 7.15pm and there are available spaces on the night, we will try and slot you in.

  6. Also write a note if you would like to do anything other than Music - definitely open to Comedy, Spoken Word, Acting Monologues etc.

  7. Tends to finish up with a fun jam with all musicians playing with one another in a fun & unstructured way & totally supportive of all levels.

TICKETS: https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/ticket/26875/South-For-Winter---Of-Sea-And-Sky---NZ-Release-Tour.utr

With a blend of dreamy acoustic duets, foot-stomping folk and bluesy murder ballads, New Zealand-formed and Nashville-based trio South for Winter’s sound is as eclectic as their origins. The act is comprised of kiwi Nick Stone, Coloradan Dani Cichon, and Michigander Alex Stradal, and together the three multi-instrumentalists and songwriters combine elements such as percussive acoustic guitar, cello, mandolin, suitcase stomp, resonator guitar, and effortless harmonies into a genre-bending sound described by American Songwriter as impeccable”.

The band has landed accolades such as a Semi-Finalist in the 2023 and 2022 International Songwriting Competition, Finalist for Best Group in the 2023 International Acoustic Awards, Official Artist at South by Southwest Music Festival in 2023, Official Showcase Artist at Folk Alliance International in both 2022 and 2024, and “Most Wanted” Emerging Artist at Falcon Ridge Festival in 2018. Their latest album, Of Sea and Sky - released May 16, 2024 - has already reached hundreds of thousands of listeners, raised over $20,000 via a Kickstarter campaign, and sold-out shows across North America, New Zealand, and Europe.

TICKETS: https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/93697/COFFIN.utr

CLEAN DiRT and Under The Radar present.... C.O.F.F.I.N
OZ slam-bam raw punk pub rock, these Sydney-side cretins of cool been caning the floor boards & stages since they were pre-teens. Five albums old, 19 years young as a band, it’s a mix of blunt street level Ocker humour as only Aussies can deliver, Thin Lizzy/Rose Tattoo twin guitar assault, & a singing drummer who carries the same vibe as a young Ross Knight of the Cosmic Psychos. Part of the current wave of OZ gut punch, straight hard & long, no frills, all thrills primal rock that’s carving holes through minds & planting feet in backsides globally right now. Campadres of Amyl & the Sniffers? Ah yeah, check.....

Sydney's very own hard-biting rockers; C.O.F.F.I.N are a four piece, full force, boogie rock ‘n’ roll band featuring snarling lead vocals from behind the drum kit, high voltage lead guitars, and steady rhythms that keep you stomping along.

With an infectious hip-shaking groove, a chaotic, punk live show and a commanding voice of political activism, C.O.F.F.I.N has captivated a passionate following and widespread acclaim across the globe. They’ve clocked hundreds of high velocity performances, countless headline
tours and unforgettable festival appearances, and has shared the stage with iconic and influential bands such as Amyl and the Sniffers, Tropical F*ck Storm, TSOL, Celibate Rifles, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, and the Hard-Ons to name a few.

Exploring song themes on their own Australian experience, C.O.F.F.I.N voice their juxtaposition between the serenity and beauty of the stolen lands we walk and live, as well as the harrowing social injustices and prejudice that is deeply ingrained within Australian culture. Every performance is a platform and an opportunity to voice for positive cultural change and there is never a stage too large or small to challenge and confront outdated, yet modern Australian-ideals.

C.O.F.F.I.N have recorded and released five studio albums, one live album, and three EPs, all of which have sold out globally. Their most recent LP entitled ‘Australia Stops’, was released through Goner Records (US), Bad Vibrations (UK) and Damaged Record Co. (AU) in September 2023, debuting at #2 on the Australian ARIA Charts, winning ‘Best Hard Rock/Heavy Album’ at the National Live Music Awards and an end-of-year appearance at the highly cherished Meredith Music Festival. Internationally, the band received higher global recognition and acclaim, reaching #5 in Vive Le Rock’s top 50 albums of the year of 2023 (UK), plus features in Rolling Stone (France) and Visions Magazine (Germany).

With an unquenchable thirst for adventure and discovery, C.O.F.F.I.N have set out on several international tours across the USA, Europe, UK and Asia. They’ve joined esteemed international festival bills such as Wide Awake Festival (UK), Binic Folks Blues Festival (France), Goner Fest (USA), Palp Festival (Switzerland) and SonicBlast Festival (Portugal) amongst many others

$20 TICKETS: https://www.renniepearsonmusic.com/event-details/rennie-pearson-whitianga?fbclid=IwY2xjawHoDr5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHVmgRQ8A2mLJdzMwCuO9A8tP9HMcDMDbGG-JSL5A4fQi76cG--Ac4LdP5Q_aem_o-AOt3eMzLatQesPNGyzDA

Grounded in the Celtic musical traditions, Rennie takes the listener on a journey through history, weaving together tunes and songs and the tales that accompany them to create an intricate and varied show. His engaging stage presence and storytelling opens the door for audiences to connect with the music, which he plays on the wooden flute, guitar, Irish tin whistles, bodhran, fiddle and voice.

TICKETS: https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2025/live-comedy-at-the-monkey-house-with-justine-smith/whitianga

Crack up comedy is back at the Monkey House in Whitianga with NZ comedy legend, Justine Smith!!

JUSTINE SMITH IS ONE OF NEW ZEALAND'S VERY BEST, AWARD WINNING FEMALE COMEDIANS, SHE REGULARLY APPEARS ON 7DAYS ON TV3!

Also seen recently on Taskmaster & The Traitors, Justine always leaves the room in stitches!

Returning to host is Irish comedian, Alan McElroy. Alan just won Best MC at the NZ Comedy Guild Awards!

Ruby Esther!
A graduate of 2016’s Class Comedians, Ruby Esther has gone on to win 2017’s RAW competition and Best Debut in 2018’s NZ International Comedy Festival.

Ruby brings a new perspective to the world through her mix of storytelling, intelligent observations and her unique musical and poetic talents.

She is young and entirely inexperienced, but Ruby’s awkward charm absolutely holds its own in the comedy scene and she shows no sign of slowing down.

TICKETS: https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/92783/Tali--Flip-The-Script-20-Year-Anniversary-Show.utr

This summer, Aotearoa's award winning, and internationally renowned electronic artist TALI - is bringing a live and intimate show to a town near you - in celebration of an illustrious 25 year career, and 20 years since she released her first album.
This event encompasses Tali's back catalogue of eight albums, and numerous singles, with inflections of Jazz, Soul, and Low Fi, all interwoven with personal stories, giving us a glimpse into the inspiration behind her songs.
Joining her onstage will be two of her long-time collaborators and band mates, the talented Harry Charles on guitar, and the exceptional Cam Sangster on drums, as well as the brillant Orlando Cooper on bass guitar.

$13 TICKETS: www.beatfairy.com/store

Back by popular request, a great thing to do in the school holidays & it is made even more positive as this is a fundraiser to help get Indaria to dance school in Christchurch.  Come dance for a great cause!

 From 4-6pm the Kids can have a full dance party experience with great songs, party lights, a haze machine… glow sticks - the full works! $10 per child, includes a free soda/water/juice and 1 GlowStick. Plus we are lucky enough to have Matilda the Time Travelling Fairy here to facepaint all (included in the entry price - how cool is that?!). There’s also prizes for best dressed. Lots of fun for kids & parents alike! Likely to sell out, so probably best to get your tickets in advance.

Caregivers can also chill out in the bar with delicious cocktails, wine & beer and lots of non-alcoholic choices too.

American Hotdogs for sale too, so dinner could be sorted as well!

 Note: All Children must be accompanied by an adult.

TICKETS: https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/93701/SCHiZOPHONiCS-from-San-Diego-USA.utr

Best live band in America!

For those of new to the part machine that is the Schizophonics on their fourth visit to these shores ...... Ridiculously high level ADHD James Brown/MC5 inspired, Detroit drenched, shredding rok & ass shimmying roll. Relentless, endless boogie from all points of the decade it thrived in, proto-punk prancing, Rolling Stones guitar chop, Sonics sixties garage thump & wail, soloing histrionics yanked from 70s stadiums & beamed in & on to caverns, sidewalks & clubs. Made up of husband & wife, Mr Pat  & Mrs Lety Beers, a guitar & drums team based outta San Diego, California, with  bassist Sarah Linton have been on a mission of ruthless live touring since their last visit to Aotearoa in early 2023 ... since then they have opened for the Chats , Cosmic Psychos, Me First & The Gimmie Gimmies, L7 on their respective US tours

And that doesn't even mention that Pat Beers spends most of the set levitating ..... and is he playing one handed ? Is there another guitarist ?  Did he really just stand on his head See for yourself ..... 

Tickets coming soon

A-Young always brings the most brilliant of vibes, so you are in for a treat on the dancefloor with his 100% vinyl set.

$20 TICKETS: https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2024/cori-gonzalez-macuer-in-whitianga/whitianga

As seen on Mean Mums, Wellington Paranormal, 7Days, Have You Been Paying Attention and cult Kiwi film, What We Do In The Shadows, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer has been one of the more unique comedy talents in NZ since he started in 2003.

Cori is a winner of the prestigious Billy T Award and has performed in the U.S, U.K, Australia, Singapore, South America and as far as the Middle East, as well as doing multiple tours around NZ. He has also acted and worked as a writer on some of NZ’s most iconic television shows and films. His television writing credits include Jono And Ben, 7Days, The Project, Have You Been Paying Attention and he was one of the main writers on seasons 2 and 3 of acclaimed local scripted comedy, Wellington Paranormal.

More recently, he, alongside co-writers, Louis Mendiola and Johnny Brugh, sold a television pilot to major TV network, FX. He also just signed with the management company, Media Range Partners in L.A., who also manage Tom Hardy, Halle Berry, Bradley Cooper, Colin Farrell and Eminem, to name a few.

"… keep an eye out for future works by the man with exponential potential, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer." - Concrete Playground

"Quite possibly the only show I'd return to for seconds" - Mac + Mae

"While his cynicism might make you think he is making lemons out of lemonade he does
it in such a cool manner, standing alone with his mike, his great eyebrows adding
emphasis, that you know he's speaking truths we all feel “Awesome? Nah, Bro” is
comedy fest at its best. Get in before the tickets dry up." – Theatreview

TICKETS: https://www.undertheradar.co.nz/tour/27083/Frank-On-Tap-Live-In-Whitianga.utr

Auckland based alternative rock band have their debut Whitianga show on the 7th of January live at The Monkey House. Coming off the back of Coro Classic, Frank On Tap are ready to bring their powerful live performance to Whitianga for the first time in the heat of the summer! With awesome youth band Daybreak in support. All ages gig, so let’s go people!

TIX: https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2025/sonic-delusion-summer-tour/whitianga

Get ready for an unforgettable summer with Sonic Delusion! This funky indie-pop trio is hitting the road for a high-energy North Island tour, guaranteed to get you grooving. Sonic Delusion (André Manella) will be joined by the ever-talented Sev Thiebaut on Latin-infused keys and bass, plus Ben Dixon keeping the rhythm alive on drums. From funky folk to irresistible dance beats, the band’s boogielicious sound is designed to lift your spirits and move your feet.

Catch them live on the 4th of January at the Monkey House Theatre in Whitianga, the 5th at the Kauaeranga Valley Community Hall in Thames, the 6th at the Secret Garden in Waihi Beach, and on the 11th of January at Opunake’s "Sounds in the Sands."

Sonic Delusion’s live shows are a burst of fun, joy, and energy. Don’t miss out on this summer’s grooviest tour!

TIX: https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2025/retro-valley-pals/whitianga

Get ready for an unforgettable night of live music as Retro Valley headlines with their electrifying alt-rock sound! Known for their high energy performances and captivating stage presence, Retro Valley has taken the NZ music scene by storm, climbing the charts with their unique blend of raw emotion and powerful riffs. With a successful year of chart-topping singles and major tour collaborations, they are set to deliver a show that fans won’t want to miss.

Supporting Retro Valley are Blindr, a Pop-Punk band from Auckland who pack a mean punch live!

Also starting off the night is indie rock band Mondo Green! Don’t miss this captivating lineup of NZ talent all in one night!

Check out Retro Valley's music and social journey here:
https://linktr.ee/retrovalley

TIX: https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2025/the-last-banana/whitianga

Join us for a night to remember as Banana Mundo takes the stage at the Monkey House Theatre! After six incredible years of spreading joy and infectious rhythms across New Zealand, we're saying goodbye with "The Last Banana" show. We've loved every moment of seeing you dance and celebrate life with us, especially in Coromandel, where our journey truly flourished.

Expect an electrifying night of our signature Latin, Afrobeat, and Funk fusion that will keep you on your feet. We'll be joined by the fantastic band Soulburn Funk who will play you funk versions of well known songs to keep you dancing long into the night!

Don't miss this final chance to dance with Banana Mundo live—let's make it an unforgettable farewell party!